At Ian Leaf Fraud Inc. we sell stuff. Literally, that’s our tagline! See?
Don’t nitpick with the “our”. Obviously we’re selling “our” stuff. If we were selling your stuff…wait a minute.
Let me brainstorm. If Ian Leaf Fraud Inc. started selling YOUR stuff, we would have less costs. The cost to acquire our stuff would be almost nothing (jail time and legal fees excluded). Maybe selling your stuff back to you wouldn’t be a bad thing.
Remember that time Jim put all of Dwight’s stuff in the vending machine and give him a bag of nickels to get it out.
Kinda like that but vending machines are expensive and we want you to give us a bag of quarters.